Friday, September 21

Because I fell out of my chair laughing....

Bush says he will be a "strong asset" to 2008 Republicans.

WASHINGTON (AFP) - President George W. Bush insisted on Thursday he will be a "strong asset" for Republicans battling for election in 2008, despite shaky opinion poll ratings born of a tumultuous presidency.

Bush, who has 16 months left in his second term, laid out a battle-plan for 2008 Republican candidates, based on a robust 'war on terror' policy, support for Iraq and low taxes.

"Strong asset," Bush said emphatically, when asked at a White House news conference whether he would be an asset or liability for Republicans in presidential and congressional elections next year.

"Candidates who go out and say that the United States is vulnerable to attack and we're going to make sure our professionals have the tools necessary to protect us are going to do well," said Bush, who appeared invigorated by the question.

Are you fucking kidding me? An ass, maybe. Many candidates have already started distancing themselves from him. Moron.

I just wish the Dems would actually take a stand for the American people. Fucking politics.

6 comments:

Keith Sader said...

I think that was mis-scribed. What he actually said was "I will be a strong ass-hat..."

thepaintman said...

What did you do when Clinton was in office?

Janet said...

Paint, during the time Clinton was in office, I was busy deprogramming myself from a destructive religious cult, and wasn't involved in politics at all.

However, I was of the firm opinion that I didn't give a rat's ass about our president's sex life. Even at the time (and it has since been proven), I felt that many of those making a big stink about it were hypocrites, having their own affairs, etc....

With only a few exceptions, US Presidents have all had mistresses. Including Bush Sr. and Franklin D. Roosevelt. It was an open secret, according to reporters. Why should Clinton have been any different?

Frankly, I don't give a damn who and how our president is boning. Do a good job running our country, and I'm cool.

Xavier Onassis said...

Amen, sista!

After all, if the most powerful man in the world can't get a little hummer under the desk, what the fuck is the point of having the job, eh?

Poodles said...

I must have missed this gem yesterday. Oh, I do hope he tries to help them.

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